Kyle Austin

Asst. Sports Editor, Asst. Copy Editor

Fall 2007 – Spring 2008

After spending two days trying to think of something sentimental to open my duck, I’ve decided there’s nothing really to say. That’s a good thing, though. Everything I want people to know, I hope they already do. And I’d like to think my work and the work of everyone named below (and plenty of others) speaks for itself. Because that’s more of a testament to the relationships I’ve developed here than anything I could say in 50 words.

So I’ll keep it short. Here’s the lineup (in order of appearance):

Ethan: You told me two minutes after I walked in here the first time that this place would teach me more than school ever would. Can’t tell you how right you were.

ZB: There were nights I left and I thought you were going to fire me. And there were nights you probably should have. But when you left as SE I was a far better writer than when you started, and I think that was your goal.

Gelb: I guess all I can say is that I honestly believe we put out the best sports section in the country. That’s a testament to good decision making (and plenty of shouting).

Reilly: It’s about time we both have evenings free at 831. You’ll have to teach me what to do with my life now.

Clayton: My only regret is I won’t be your second-in-command next semester. I always saw our D.O. careers as somewhat linked, and I wish I could have seen it through to the end. But I know you’ll do fine.

Schonbrun: I had some good times in the office with you, and I hope you end up in print journalism. You’re too good of a writer not to.

Andy: Good times on MLAX this semester. Keep writing 400 word ledes involving talismen and eyeblack. It’s not your fault.

Levin: I never really liked you. I found almost nothing you said funny. And frankly, your shoes are hideous.

Jared: If in 10 years I end up on the same beat as you, somehow I won’t be surprised. Until then, hit me up if you’re ever not sure what the gamer is.

Tyler: If you’re anything like me, then you’ll enjoy being assistant sports editor much more than copy editor. You’ve got a huge opportunity next year, and I know you’ll seize it.

Shannon: Hey look, your name’s in the paper.

Published on April 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm